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Thursday, April 20, 2006 

Caption Contest

sorry for the late posting. Have fun.

Hey there. Thanks for voting.

"Nice to meet you Mr. Einstein. I'm a big fan of your bagels."

Wow, this guy is even smaller than the chinamen showing me aroung.

Daddy daddy daddy, I want one. Buy me one. Buy me one...nowwwww!

"Hey Chinaman, look, someone you're taller than!! He he he." (<--- that stupid Bush laugh, where you realize "Oh my god, are you serious, this fucking idiot is running the free world!?!?")

Welcome to the team. Let me show you to the Press Secretary's office.

Hey, you're cute, want to grab a drink?

"hey chinky, I was just checking out the specs on this here,uh, rotary girder...aahhhi'm retarded"

(whispering over his shoulder to Chinese midget) "Remind me to wash my hands after I'm done shaking this Jew's hand. I can't wait to get back to Crawford where I don't have to worry about things like this."

Wow! After reading Shalls and Vines comments, I think it's safe to say that President Bush didn't carry the Jewish vote in the last election. Harsh.

"You're a what........scientist?? No, no, I can't really say that I respect your work."

"OK, so a jew, a chink, and a midget walk into a bar...stop me if you've heard this one................oh shit."

Joe? Joe Lieberman? Hey buddy, I'm glad to see you've finally found some place where people think you matter. Good for you.

I like the new outfit, Senator Clinton.

Albert Einstein meets Alfred E. Neuman

Mitch...make sure I am protected here.....Albert Einstein looks like a mean MO FO

Shalloway's Worst Nightmare

Korean scientists unlocked one of life's mysteries and resurrected Einstein using robo-enhancement.

Next week, after a Republican-controlled Congress abolishes term limits, President Bush will undergo the same procedure.

Which means, he will be President, FOREVER.

Oh grasshopppa you so stoopid.

I hope this isn't the idea for "Dave 2"

How can you have a WAD Caption Contest with no Fite and no Brokeback?

Sacas Caretas

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